Penis Sandwich

A brief oral sex encounter. Requiring only a penis in your face

“Who was that guy the other night?”
“Oh, I don’t know his name. He was just a penis sandwich.”

by A vag salad December 27, 2024

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them

“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”

by Toby magenta January 03, 2022

Penis stomper

When you put your dick on a shower grate and someone stomps on it

Hey,don can you give me a penis stomper

by BigbeanOddSky September 22, 2019

caveman penis

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.

Kim Jung has a caveman penis.

by Creme Pie Master 420 November 03, 2015

Penis Fly Trap

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.

Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?

Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!

by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009

penis-fly trap

Penis-Fly Trap

Nicole is a Penis-Fly Trap, she catches almost as much dick as she does flies with that stanky ole cooter.

by The catch January 18, 2022

Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!

by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024