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Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac

An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*
by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018
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Jack

The coincidental name of ghosts appearing in major blockbuster films that were made in the year 1987. Most famous one being, ‘Matthew and the ghosting.’
Jack the ghost appeared in many films to ‘ghostpeople.
by Ghosted-1987 November 24, 2021
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The jack special

When jxckluvsxims runs a hoat steamy Bobby up your arse at about 23mph and 200rpm and geez your friction burns
Approach a female pinch your nose and proceed tae go "awright doll you wantin the jack special"
by BigSpanker87 September 16, 2021
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Jack

Jack is such a bitch
by SJDSDA November 4, 2020
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Jack

Likes buttcheeks and cannot lie.
Hashtag slow squad
Jack likes to eat poop garlic naan and curry
by Poopiebutt69 September 10, 2019
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Jumpy Jacks

Not to be confused with Jumping Jacks, a drinking game in which the player has to take five shots of Jack Daniels and do ten Jumping Jacks in between shots.

Can be played with multiple people as a race
P1: It's my 21st birthday, ass-nose!
P2: Let's go to Skippy's for a good night!
P1: Hell yeah!
(Two hours later)
P2: I'm fucking wrecked after those Jumpy Jacks!
P1: Yeah, my lungs hurt from the Jumpy and my stomach hurts from the Jack.
by GNACK June 24, 2014
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Jack

Person 1 : Why are you always with your mum?
Person 2 : Im a jack
by bruhnotme August 16, 2021
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