lesbian face mask

When a chick is eating out her girlfriend, and after resting her face all up in that pussy, she emerges with her girlfriend's juices all over her face. Kind of like a facial treatment, only better. And more moisturizing.

Crystal: So, Stacey, how was your night with your girlfriend?

Stacey: Fantastic. I was eating her out hardcore and she was so wet, I ended up with a full lesbian face mask! It was killer!

Crystal: Right on!! You lesbians are so lucky. I still gotta use that charcoal one.

by NintendoLesbian July 8, 2017

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bollocks your face

a nice warm pharse to say to your friends when joking/goofing off

bollocks your face mate

by Hurleyma May 1, 2010

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Slap upside the face

The polar opposite of getting slapped upside the head. A person will take their hand like the are about to slap someone but push the person's chin up an smush their hand in their face. New fad that originated January 7th 2012 created by two siblings in Walmart

Because of the way the face is pushed when this occurs it results in the embarrassment of the person slapped an a moment of silence

Toni: shut up derek before I slap you upside the face

Derek: okay okay dude I will stop

Tina: I shall slap upside the face of yours for being a turd

Gina : sorry please don't do that

by I created this January 8, 2012

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My face is spicy

What D.C. rioters shouted right after doing a bump of smack

After Skeeter-Enos Pawpucket scored some street corner meth in Adams Morgan, he joined with hillbilly pals and went down to invade our nation's Capitol in an act of Trump Treason. Just before reaching the building, he snorted a line on his hand, and screamed "My face is spicy" and then went to steal Pelosi's laptop.

by Uncle Joosie April 11, 2021

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