National Hit A Bozo Day

National Hit A Bozo Day is when you hit a bozo :)

National Hit A Bozo Day

"Hey bozo"
"Yes?"
*hits bozo*

ow

by anonymous October 23, 2022

National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023

National Culver's Appreciation Day

For appreciating all things Wisconsin fast food on November 27th.

I love November 27th and all things Culver's related! Happy National Culver's Appreciation Day!

by OverusedJoke November 5, 2022

Vape nation

The lord of the vapers a wild vaper who goes out of his way to rip the fattest clouds

Can ya give me a drag oh vape nation

by Chelsey snout January 9, 2017

national respect people’s space day

From Jan. 1st to Dec.31st it is national respect people’s space day!!!
national respect people’s space day is everyday! don’t grab people’s butt without permission, it only makes you a douche and a pervert! so don’t be dumb, and respect people’s bodies!

Carl:” everyday you shouldn’t be a douche.”
Dave:” what do you mean?”
Carl: “I mean that it’s national respect people’s space day.”
Dave:”oh shit you right, I’mma not be an asshole and not grab her ass!”

by zevahcssej May 24, 2018

National sex day

THIS DAT OCCURS ONLY ON DECEMEBER 12th
A Day where you and your partner have sexual intercourse

“ wanna have sex on national sex day”

by Chongdong4321 December 10, 2020

National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

by nonrupt October 20, 2021