bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

penis tape

THE BEST MIX TAPE for penises

Yo have you heard penis tape bro

by Gh0st_theyeeter December 6, 2023

Penis dweller

Someone that is one with the penis. He is the penis

Damn!! Your the greatest penis dweller I have even seen in my life

by Penisdweller69 July 4, 2022

Penis

Something you look up on urban dictionary when you're bored

Joe:man I'm bored, I should look up penis on urban dictionary

by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023

Penis

I put cameras in your room. Your lying on your bed searching up “penis” on urban dictionary because you have nothing to do

Who’s the clown now 🤡?

Grow a penis and play Minecraft

by loser._. October 14, 2019

Does Kyler have a small penis

Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay

"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"

by I love Pey December 24, 2024

penis

its a penis

wow that's a penis

by Chineaboii September 26, 2020