Peni

2 or more penis.

Wow! All these men have huge peni!!

That's way to many peni for me!

by Mini.W October 9, 2017

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023

Samuel’s Penis

Samuel’s penis was very long

“Lilly said his penis was very big!” Harry said

Samuel’s penis is very long

by Skskakakakakaksksksk December 21, 2022

penis resin

The reason why women's teeth are so white.

Hey jude, look whiter than pearls, what's your secret? I' rub my Teeth with penis resin, it's totally organic!

by DiRT I Tiller May 12, 2018

Penis

the best thing known to (wom)man......

my penis is so big!

by FrenchieGOAT December 7, 2023

Penis

This is the sign of two lovers, in a heartbroken relationship, one gets squashed by a shoe, and the other, doesn’t care about them.

“Oh they’re a Penis”
“I heard the tall one is going to be hit by a shoe..”

by A word is spelt with “abc & d” February 20, 2022

Penis bruh

When you shit on someone when they are drunk

John took a penis bruh on brad

by Emeraldking5339 May 29, 2022