Why’d you and John break-up?
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
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Friend: So did you go down on your boyfriend yet?
Girl: I couldn't last night, he had too much Jack Plaque, the smell was revolting!
Girl: I couldn't last night, he had too much Jack Plaque, the smell was revolting!
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