Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

cream cheese people

The whitest of the white people. Very uppity and act like they are holier than thou.

Her family is full of them cream cheese people.

by RaeBabii90 February 8, 2020

Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

mac and cheese ahh boy

the act of stroking meat on video and sending it to a girl with black hair the sender of the video must be a chopped ahh boy and plays hockey

chayse james mello: yo i am mac and cheese ahh boy

by porkslimenut December 15, 2023

Cheese

An unintended solution to a puzzle in the game Portal 2.

He cheesed the map

This map is cheeseable

Wow that cheese was amazing

by Areng123 April 23, 2022

Cheesed over

Used to describe something that is not working correctly.

Because I ran my car engine low on oil it stopped running. It's cheesed over and now I need a new car.

by JoeyBomm April 6, 2024

cheese

The best thing ever.

me: yo bro u wanna eat cheese later
bob: bob
me: are you autistic
bob: bob

by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025