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Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.
"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "
by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021
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Jack

Complete fuck up everything he does in his life he fucks up is gonna end up In jail or homeless and has lost the best girl in the world
Jack you cunt how’s Fay oh wait you lost her you meth head
by Big Rimmer April 11, 2020
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jack the axe wielder

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking
person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome
by Iamjack July 2, 2022
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Jack Hansen

Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.
Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").
by Chillbloney February 15, 2023
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Jack

hello im jack and actually blind abt seeing peoples house and my house in roblox
people:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!? Jack:Oh s*it i thought this was my house
by rblx jack May 15, 2022
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Jack

Jack is the worst person you could ever meet and is a huge smartass. Nobody would ever want to talk to a Jack. Except for Jonah. Because Jonah has loved since the day we met. Jack is a daddy. Yay.
JACK IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSONNNN.
by JonahFate524 June 11, 2018
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Jack

They are very musical and like to play as many instruments as they can get their hands on. They are also very funny in a mysterious way so you never know what the next joke will be.
They are very emotionally intelligent but are underestimated in how good they are at understanding unique social situations. Very good to vent to.
They also enjoy learning as many things as possible so are decently good at many things, a “Jack of all trades” you could say.
“There goes Jack, one of the greatest people in existence
by Mhushick June 19, 2023
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