This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
Get the emotional microwave popcorn friendmug. 
by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022
Get the Friendsmug. the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"
by loki★ January 8, 2023
Get the offline friend(s)mug. Fisherman's Friend is a brand of strong menthol lozenges produced by the Lofthouse company in Fleetwood, Lancashire, England.
People sometimes use them before they go down on they're partner to help them go longer.
People sometimes use them before they go down on they're partner to help them go longer.
Friend 1: What you and Stephanie getting up to tonight?
Friend 2: I’m going to give her the best time of her life.
Friend 1: How?
Friend 2: That’s easy, Fisherman’s Friend!
Friend 1: Oooh nice.
Friend 2: I’m going to give her the best time of her life.
Friend 1: How?
Friend 2: That’s easy, Fisherman’s Friend!
Friend 1: Oooh nice.
by Steaknight May 17, 2018
Get the Fisherman’s Friendmug. Someone who is always there, someone who you can talk to when your feeling down, someone who will pick you back up again, someone who sees you in your best and stays when your in your worst, someone who winds you up about everything, someone who makes you laugh and smile, someone you share so many good memories with, some who you always want to be around
by d1ct10n December 11, 2023
Get the Best Friendmug. When you have a crush on someone, but you have absolutely no chance with them so youre just friends.
Another word for " friend-zoned "
Another word for " friend-zoned "
person 1: wow she's so pretty! i think i might have a crush on her...
person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.
person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.
person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.
person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.
by versatiledits January 19, 2019
Get the friend crushmug.