what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

Nude nut

a bald person

John has no hair he’s a Fuccin nude nut!!!

by Porpodorpo June 3, 2024

Dee's big nuts

The 2nd greatest book in the world

"Have you seen dee's big nuts? i can't believe Mark Thunder made that book"

by Danby123e June 6, 2024

Dee's big nuts

The 2nd greatest book in the world

dude 1: "have you seen dee's big nuts? i can't believe someone would make that." dude 2: "no"

by Danby123e June 6, 2024

Nut butter

Shiiiiii fuck around in find out.

I’m a lesbian but I’ll eat nut butter

by Chickenbutterguts June 9, 2024

National Nut Day

June 11, the day where everyone is gonna nut or squirt

Aye bro lets nut today, it’s National Nut Day!

by professionalnutter June 10, 2024

Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures

Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.

by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024