purple headed yogurt slanger

the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation

the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by dj-hartford April 29, 2008

Drop Dead Chicken Head

It is lower class ghetto whore, that when used, is immediately discarded after uses (Like one would treat a condom or tampon)

Evan: I smashed Dana last night, wasn't all that great.
George: That drop dead chicken head

by Robbie123inyourBIGvag April 12, 2011

rocky mountain road head

The act of receiving head on a bumpy road while having the sunroof open, as the make ejaculates, pulls her head away and shoots his load out the sunroof while simultaneously hitting the breaks, landing the load on the windshield then using it to clean his windshield

"Man your car looks so clean!" "Yeah that's because Gina just have me Rocky Mountain road head."

by Dirtymikeandtheboys May 13, 2014

Purple headed yogurt squirter

Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc

Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder

by Cyberman89 January 8, 2009

Commit picture frame in head

Commit picture frame in head means when you smash your head into a picture frame and die

“I was so mad at my brother for eating my M&MS I decided to make him commit picture frame in head.”

by Smexy mommy June 3, 2019

Potato Head Pile Driver

When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.

(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."

by sara's diary October 23, 2012

bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it

hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?

by madfunfrank September 30, 2013