Penis

Stop looking up penis you pervert. If you want to see one then look it up somewhere else.

No one wants to see your penis.

by Wayde024 June 2, 2018

Penis

you already know what it means, why do you have to search it up!!!!

You are a Penis

by TYUGFCJYUGI^%&KUIGYFTY:OIUJN December 9, 2019

penis

a penis has a sad life, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Brayden has a small penis

by the sexiest guy on the fucking May 13, 2019

Penis

A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.

Male 1: My penis is 5 inches wbu?
Male 2: 6 inches beat that.

by geniusssssss October 12, 2019

dick penis

My dick has a penis and my penis has a dick. The trouble just got double doubley fucked that is

My girl just sucked my dick penis

by Ligmabalss October 10, 2020

penis

i have one of those

my penis

by hiesjoe September 25, 2020

Penis

The male genitalia that can be located between a males legs, this goes for animals, too. Certain actions can be performed with a penis. You can penetrate horny women and men, preferably women, of course. Here is a small guide:

Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.

Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.

Y/N (Male): “Ah, I’m horny. Want to suck my penis?”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”

by StarMaple December 10, 2021