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Thomas's footes arms and legs along with his pinner abs
Thomas foote is jacked and a sexy beast
by TheSwagTeam June 7, 2016
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Multi-Jacking

THIS SHIT IS INTERRUPTING MY WACK OFF BEFORE WORK TIME FUCK

Friend WACK OFF AND DRIVE TO WORK ITS CALL MULTI-JACKING
by aardvarkcum September 5, 2018
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Jack

Jack is... where do I start. A lot of jacks have small things in common but one Jack is different. Jack is a person you should be friends with. He ALWAYS trys to make people happy, even if he’s not on the best terms with them. Sometimes he tries not to show his feelings but you can tell it hit him hard. When you see this jack upset all you want to do is squeeze him as tight as possible! Jack will always be open for hugs and supports you and tries to make the situation better. He makes sure each side get there say. He cares deeply about his friends and always will be there. When he’s not there you’ll feel like there’s a massive hole of empty. Jack might have had a tough past but it seems to just get brighter and brighter. Hold on to a Jack no matter what.
by Aim7002 October 11, 2019
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Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.
These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.
by xthexjessx April 19, 2018
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Ass-jack

Fucking somebody in the ass in a jackhammer motion and making jackhammer sounds
I am going to ass-jack you so hard, you won't shit right for a week.
by David_jason May 26, 2016
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Jack Hills

A tall dark handsome man who isn’t afraid of injecting narcotics into his body.

He may also be thinning at an early age.
Jack Hills, boy oh boy I’d love some of your meth
by CraigLuvzKidz December 27, 2024
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Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
by Mission.Control June 26, 2024
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