Friend

FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE WHO WILL BE WITH YOU THROUGH YOUR WHOLE LIFE! SHE/HE WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK, FAMILY AND ANY PROBLEMS THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE. YOU MIGHT JUST BE THAT PERSON TO SOMEONE ELSE!

YOU ARE MY NUMBER 1 FRIEND.

by DANIROW May 12, 2018

Friend Zone Body

FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.

A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.

Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.

Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.

by MarKey Soulé May 17, 2018

friend hickey

When you give your friend a hickey out of friendship

I just gave Jon a friend hickey.

by rosieposieprolapse May 17, 2018

friend

someone you are willing to die on call to

if a friend said: “the world is ending in 11 days”. another friend would say: “oh, let’s die on call”

by willandlilith May 24, 2018

friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.

Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!

by Lieselock May 24, 2018

Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

Friend

Something you will not have and never will.

I do not have a friend to talk to.

by Worthless Slave May 28, 2018