Blanket Time

The act of laying on top of someone so as to act as blanket of warmth. Usually leads to sex.

BLanket Time !

I performed blanket time on her.

by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol January 03, 2016

African Ron Time

The only time that ever supersedes standard time African time, and is consistently longer. But always considered to be forgiven due to the person.
Lastly, can be sped up, when bought an alcoholic beverage!

1:They are late again.
2:Again? They’re on African time?
1:No, no, African Ron time.
2:That’s okay, I’ll call them, they’ll be here in five if I get them a beer!

by RonSharkey March 26, 2022

The ass end of hard times

When you feel extremely sick.

His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023

Bestie fun sparkle time

The time of the day when you and your besties unleash your inner sparkle!

Omg! You guys had bestie fun sparkle time without me?

by Your mom goes to college - Pip September 02, 2022

Time box

A cubic meter of time

I walked into a shop and asked for a time box for my travels

by Time is faster October 15, 2018

Linear Time

A carceral construct limiting the human experience to a false linear progression of time.

"Wake up! It's time to go to school/work/court!"
Scribbles No Cops No Jails No Linear Fucking Time

Graffiti suggestion fuck cops/jails/linear time

by Luther Blisss December 07, 2021

colonial times

A hairstyle in which your hair is in a low ponytail. Just like how they wore it in colonial times.

I love having my hair in the colonial times!

by urmom69696969696969 February 27, 2024