Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.
7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
by DarthFox January 31, 2017
Get the Can't Control Timemug. When you complete something that is annoying or hard just before the school bell rings or supper is ready
Guy: I finally got done with my calculus Homework :D
Mum: SUPPER TIME!!
Guy: major Video Game Timing...
Mum: SUPPER TIME!!
Guy: major Video Game Timing...
by Pilbane January 24, 2013
Get the Video Game Timingmug. FrY Time is the technique of looking at a clock, guessing your next string of actions will fit into a 20 minute window and executing said actions roughly 30 minutes before a set deadline in hopes of having 10 minutes to spare, when in realiity the string of actions could possibly take a minimal of 90 minutes to complete, resulting in scheduled completion of tasks being atleast an hour behind estimation.
Chloe said she would be picking me up in 15 minutes, ofcourse that's after she showers, does the dishes, mops the floor, makes a sammich and get's dressed. So I'm guessing she meant 15 minutes in FrY Time.
"Hey bro, I have some errands to run, we should be good to go in about 10 minutes, FrY Time."
"The doctor expects my wife will only be in labor for an hour, my wife seems hopeful but I'm guessing the doctor was using FrY Time."
"When is the bus getting here? The driver must be operating on FrY Time."
"Every time I'm late for work I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes, I wonder if they figured out I've been using FrY Time?"
"Hey bro, I have some errands to run, we should be good to go in about 10 minutes, FrY Time."
"The doctor expects my wife will only be in labor for an hour, my wife seems hopeful but I'm guessing the doctor was using FrY Time."
"When is the bus getting here? The driver must be operating on FrY Time."
"Every time I'm late for work I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes, I wonder if they figured out I've been using FrY Time?"
by ZillaThePun August 31, 2013
Get the FrY Timemug. A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.
"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025
Get the Jay Timemug. An orgy … specifically with co-workers… who don’t play by the book… and merk those who who consider themselves better and complain to HR. - Hulu’s Solar opposites s3 e10 -5:10
“Nothing gets a true OG of law enforcement wetter than a good ol, run of the mill, jelly time on the dead bodies of tattle tales that have been framed for illicit activities. “
by OGvet April 8, 2024
Get the Jelly timemug. "So here we only have to clip through the wall, and that should trigger the last cutscene and thus the end of the game...... Yep there i go, aaaand TIME" *applause in background*
by Yaxsio January 24, 2022
Get the Timemug. by Formi November 11, 2017
Get the Time is comemug.