bifercated penis

a bifercated penis is a dick that splits in half

fuck my dick split
Fucken bifercated penis'

by jfurey March 21, 2016

Penis Honker

Someone who honks the head of a penis similar to that of how a clown would honk their nose.

John: I've heard Ralph tends to be a rather big penis honker
Ralph: Thanks you fucking clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018

penis

A big, long, slender, fun toy!

lets play with the penis.

by NUtty boio1 September 16, 2022

Gutter Penis

A penis that is found in or around a gutter.

Stacy picked up the gutter penis and proceeded to put it in her mouth.

by WileyLouis November 12, 2012

Penis nude

This word is a weird way to say dick pic

Hey babe, can you send me hot and sexy penis nude?

by Analovie24 July 19, 2018

joining the league of penis

The act of playing League Of Legends while jacking off.

"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."

by whenyou89 October 28, 2020

penis

often described as a rocketship to play with in the bathtub...at least that's what my uncle said after dinner....

"Hey Uncle Billy, can I play with your penis in the bathtub after dinner? We're almost to the moon!"

by Uncle Glizzy March 11, 2022