Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 06, 2021

Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 24, 2021

Penis cheese

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.

Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.

by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023

Penis Cheese

nifty the r6 teamkiller

oi did you here that penis cheese kill someone?
ye wagwan he was a right cunt

by Lord Word god October 08, 2020

fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.

(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”

by Lickety-shit February 08, 2025

Penis night

The evening when the bois get together to discuss many topics including bodily functions.

Sam are you coming to penis night?
I can’t believe Sam isn’t coming to penis night

by Peevening June 03, 2019

PENIS NIGHT

A night when the lads get together and sings along to “Resputin” while dancing around a fire doing the classic “Penis Dance”.

Ryan” Yo ribbie u sliding to penis night?”

Ribbie”fuck ya, I live penis night!”

by PENIS NIGHT January 30, 2024