Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
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christopher-jack

A person who is typically not defined by his name, someone who struggles silently but proudly and is often too stubborn for their own good. They care a lot and often too much, and is susceptible to be hurt at the smallest things.
by WebsterOfTheWorld April 30, 2019
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tickle jacking

The art of tickling a person while jacking them off simultaneously until ejaculation.
“Yeah Sam is really into tickle jacking lately. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so happy”
by Fat tabby November 04, 2020
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Jack McGuire

Another way of saying, “surprise me” to a bartender
Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”
by fjfoiwejffwef February 06, 2025
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jacked up on butter

A term used when you eat so much mother fuckin better that you preform a persevere that involves ripping the butter sticks out of your asshole than deepthroughting them until you choke and die
Yo that fag just got jacked up on butter!
by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015
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Jack-in-the-ass

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!
Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.
by K-Train91 April 17, 2017
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Jack in the Ass

When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit
I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce
by AlphaHormesis November 15, 2022
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