Ride Friend

An acquaintance who has a vehicle who doesn't charge you gas money and is generally available. They are not really your friend, but you hit them up when you need a ride. They are your ride friend.

Reggie: "I hate my name. Why am I named Reggie?"
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know

what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."

by von groovy July 11, 2024

Bunning friends

Friends that you only spend time with to bun together (smoke cannabis) because smoking can be a social activity, but you don't interact in other situations and your conversations revolve around nothing but drugs.

After I got sober, I realised most of my circle were just bunning friends and not real ones

by 345rtg3dd July 23, 2021

Best friends

Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later

My best friends had gay sex

by Bsyesisk February 1, 2024

Friends

Something you need all your life

"Bruh have you seen lisa?"
"Who's lisa?"
"The chick with no friends"
"Who is she?"
"Its a he"

by notfrombasic December 9, 2015

Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh

by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

Friends

Those fake people that made you feel happy that you don't have. I have only had two true friends. Me and my mom.

Mom: How was school?
Me: Normal
Mom: *doesn't lie and doesn't backstab*

Me: *breathes*
Me: Wow u r still alive that is amazing!
Me: I know I a guud fren
Me: u have no friends

by Reelbeech January 7, 2018

Fake friend day

Fake friend day is tha day u can post any hoe u dnt like cs they straight weird !! 💯🙂

awl it’s Fake friend day ? .. lemme post this lil hoe rq 🤣 ..

by kvrlnaq June 10, 2022