bag of hammers

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.

You seem to have had a bad day. You look like a bag of hammers!!

by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019

Ass Bag

a Stupid overbearing loud dense person

I.e. a diaper

Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.

by Your Heniness March 28, 2019

Sploop bag

A term usually defining a bag that you contain your compost in.

-Hey Rob, where did you put the sploop bag?
-Oh sorry, its out on the counter.

by yeeterskeetergreek April 4, 2019

bag

Another name for weed

I got that bag for da low

by cloudyclouds April 5, 2019

Holes in his bag

He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.

Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.

by Holesinherbag April 12, 2019

Queef bag

Any bag of drugs a girl will queef for.

Him-What's the plan miss?
Her - You know the daily queef bag😚

by Your bud. April 13, 2019

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019