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egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!
Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.
by Eggolus July 19, 2022
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Bag-Bag

A term used to incorporate all other types of bag excluding the ones previously mentioned. Well known on the Great Michelle Dictionary. Also known as Bag2
Instead of a backpack today Sam used his bag-bag...
by Samk November 2, 2017
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Bag

A feeling encompassing a host of negative emotions, ranging from general malaise to unfathomable hopelessness.

Can also be used as "baggy"
Person 1 to Person 2: "baaaaggggg."
Person 2: *nods in pathetic agreeance*

Person 1 to Person 2: "I am so fucking baggy."
Person 2: *nods in pathetic agreeance*
by BagBoy28 September 24, 2015
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Hand bagging

When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.
She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.

I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.
by AceRoot October 22, 2023
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sleeping bag

The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.
The customers wouldn't decide on a drink so the bartender gave them the sleeping bag.
by gratefulbed November 1, 2006
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Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.
Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then
by Leahissuperfunny May 30, 2018
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Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.
1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.
by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010
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