Skip to main content

baby head syndrome

An affliction of the head in which it appears like that of an infant.
"My, your head exemplifies the epitome of baby head syndrome!"
by vorschlaghammer December 2, 2009
mugGet the baby head syndrome mug.

Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome

This may also refer to girls: Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome (BBS) occurs when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other wearing one of your shirts or hoodies and you either a) just find it completely adorable or b) find it sexually appealing, which it is more often found in the latter and referred to as "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome". Though it is typically known with mainly shirts and hoodies, it can refer to any artifact of clothing.
Sandy: What is BBS?

Miranda: BBS? Oh "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome" could be defined as when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other wearing one of your shirts or hoodies and you either a) just find it completely adorable or b) find it sexually appealing, which it is more often found in the latter and referred to as "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome". Though it is typically known with mainly shirts and hoodies, it can refer to any artifact of clothing.

Sandy: OHHH
by Raven Nevermore January 25, 2017
mugGet the Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome mug.

Bama-Derangement Syndrome

Being so rustled by the success of Alabama Football that it becomes a diagnosable mental illness. Usually contracted after exposure to several consecutive losses to Alabama
Symptoms:
-Melting
-Starting shitty threads about Alabama
-Obsessing over Alabama
-Offseason overconfidence

-Gratuitous dickriding of teams that beat Alabama

-Making an ass of yourself on College Gameday
-Wearing Purple
-Caring about College Baseball
“Dude you hear Tim got diagnosed with Bama-Derangement Syndrome?”
“Yea that 8th straight loss really got to him”
by Dr. Nick Saban May 26, 2019
mugGet the Bama-Derangement Syndrome mug.

Menial Worker Syndrome

When a person does a repetitive job that doesn't require intelligence or skill, they look for opportunities to convince themselves that their job - and life - has some purpose. They do this by attacking people - usually passive aggressively - with small trivial facts only someone in that position knows. For instance, a TSA Worker may say "Don't put your bin in that way!", or a Security Guard at a museum may repeatedly point at a vague and unhelpful sign to answer your question, rather than answer with 3 simple words.
Man, that girl got all stupid about which line to go in if you want to see the blue shells, she definitely has Menial Worker Syndrome.
by StrongHumbleGenius March 2, 2022
mugGet the Menial Worker Syndrome mug.

Trump Asshole Syndrome

A person who continually lies, has no arguments, and has a habit of insulting anyone who disagrees with them.
This person is insulting that guy so much it looks like he is infected with Trump Asshole Syndrome.
by BATSupporter February 13, 2020
mugGet the Trump Asshole Syndrome mug.

Loyal nigga syndrome

This syndrome only affects a 10 percent of niggas. Very rare too find and if you do your a very lucky bitch, So dont take that shit for granted. loyal nigga symptoms are, good looking but dont boost themselves, knows how too treat a woman,and dosent fuck around with every girl he sees, great huggers and kissers and makes time for you. these are normally found in dark skins but very VERY hard to find in light skins bc they all think there cute when..nigga you might be but your personality not it hun. So if your find you a guy with loyal nigga syndrome dont lose him bc im POSITIVE hes going to last.
“I found out jerrell got loyal nigga syndrome.. i might make my move”
by Bitchikimright;) November 2, 2018
mugGet the Loyal nigga syndrome mug.

Georgetown Girl Syndrome

Girls from a small town in Southern Ontario that are affected by a certain popular syndrome. These girls are often very attractive. All Georgetown girls are wether attractive or not act as if they are walking goddesses, for a select few this is true but for the majority it isn’t. This attitude is perpetrated by their wealthy parent’s ability to spoil them rotten, and the extreme fuck boy population in Georgetown. Girls worth here is often hyper inflated to a point that girls that are 6/10 will often demand to be with guys that are 8/10’s and higher.

About 86% of the Georgetown female population is infected with this dipilitating disorder. Unfortunately due to increased land value in Georgetown this figure is only going up. It is estimated that by 2022 the number will be north of 95%.

Fortunately Georgetown Girl Syndrome is not forever, often when girls leave Georgetown and go to a competitive open girl market such as a university, their disorder often disappears. Figures have been as low as only 23% of girls returning from university cured of Georgetown Girl Syndrome after only their first year. After 4 years that number on occasion has reached 3%.
“Whoa I can’t beleive Sarah came back to Georgetown from U of T with Georgetown Girl Syndrome
by Henryglober September 27, 2017
mugGet the Georgetown Girl Syndrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email