No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that.

You are the idiots who let the fucking kids get murder and not only did the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance NOT protect your kids but it actively got kids killed and I told you not to do that. So YOU fucking prove it because it is YOUR job and not MY job. You're the one who fucked up here. You are the one who needs to make it right and blaming me for you not taking instructions or even doing your due diligence it when YOU are the one who need to take the blame. YOU take the blame and YOU prove it and then YOU pay me for what YOU took because the benefits THEY gain from MY work did not come from YOU before YOU did nothing.

Hym "No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that. I'm already lifting more fingers than anybody in the history of humanity I don't think I should have to lift more fingers. I think the INVESTIGATION PLACE- THE PLACE WHOSE ENTIRE EXISTENCE REVOLVES AROUND INVESTIGATE and can DO THAT FOR ME in exchange for the TAX DOLLARS you have ALREADY TAKEN... AND HAVE... IN YOUR POCKETS... And then YOU do... That. You prove that. I did my due diligence. I lived in it for 10 years and then proven that I can tell the difference between THAT and my own mind. I know for a fact it is proveable and I told YOU exactly how YOU could prove it and instead of proving it you did this. I'm not doing shit other than child murder about it bitch. Do you want more of that or less of that? Because YOUR BEHAVIOR would indicate you want to of it."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

fingering around the bush

A crude version of 'beating around the bush.' Means to tiptoe around a subject rather than addressing it directly.

Man: And then they were talking and they went off to his room-
Shayne: Man just say they fucked, stop fingering around the bush!

by penisshakes December 18, 2025

Finger Leftovers

A term used to describe all the extra finger pieces that appear in a video made by Ai. Due to the Ai glitching from being unable to properly read finger movements, there are random snow like skin colored pieces that glitch around the video. This usually occurs when someone plops a new face on someone else’s original video with Ai.

I watched her video but there was finger leftovers flying around so I instantly knew it was Ai.

by MadExposed December 18, 2025

Emergency Finger Corking

A high-stakes, deeply human moment when an urgent bodily situation forces an immediate, improvised solution to avoid catastrophe.
The name captures the panic, ingenuity, and split-second decision-making required to hold the line until relief is secured.

Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal
• Being trapped in traffic, a meeting, or a checkout line
• Overconfidence after questionable food choices

How to perfect this method:
• Preparation: Know restroom locations wherever you go
• Mindset: Stay calm — panic speeds failure
• Execution: Commit fully and do not second-guess
• Aftercare: Immediate bathroom access, cleanup, and a moment of silence

Examples in use:
1. “I was two steps from disaster — had to deploy Emergency finger corking to survive.”
2. “That wasn’t bravery, that was pure Emergency finger corking under pressure.”
3. “Traffic taught me a lesson today: never underestimate the need for Emergency finger corking.”

by EthanolLancx January 8, 2026

5 finger necklace

Being choked

I want a 5 finger necklace tonight.

by 5fingerNecklace January 17, 2025

Middle finger 🖕

Also known as the bird or flipping off: is a vulgar gesture in Western countries it basically telling someone or something to fuck off or fuck u shove it ul my ass/arse it can also express anger disrespect contempt displeasurment and can also be verified as a hostile gesture

Middle finger 🖕

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Roman Finger

When you flip someone off but instantly regret it and try to say it was a mistake.

Joe: “Let’s go Chiefs!”
Elon: “Fuck you, go home Kansas City! 🖕🏻”
Joe: “You got something to say, tough guy?”
Elon: “NONONO IT WAS A ROMAN FINGER DUDE I SWEAR”

by lmaomeanlickmyassout January 23, 2025