Fractured Penis

A limp dick that rises from the ashes

Yo Mufasa, that fractured penis the other day really had us going

by SammyPNickyP4eva September 20, 2017

deluxe penis

A penis that is typically 5 times larger than a normal penis. Commonly 12Yr old brag about this.

My deluxe penis is so delicious.

by That guy named thoooomas October 28, 2017

sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017

small penis

A guy with a small penis aka a guy named fadi because a small penis is someone with a penis under 3 inches also called the 3 inch wonder.

Woah honey look that guy has such a small penis.

by Ballsman6969696 May 5, 2018

frogs penis

Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth

I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.

by Ggfrog May 6, 2018

Skinless penis

Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.

I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.

by Charles Reed May 18, 2018

A penis flowing in the wind

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted

Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!

by FarkleMurd May 28, 2018