number onee

"number onee" is a phrase rather than word. It is the international sign of approval amongst dirtbags, scumbags, and disgusting people. When you call someone "number onee" this should be accompanied by a raised arm, closed fist, with your index finger pointed at the person and wagged at them. Now, the phrase does not always need to be accompanied by the gesture and the gesture does not need the phrase to get the point across; they are best used together but are just as sufficiently understood seperatly.

(Ale hits on 13 year old girl; he is 26)
Matt: You're number onee
Ale: Omg thanks man!

(Matt is getting a bj in the woods, Sammy passed by, they make eye contact, Sammy gives Matt the "number onee" gesture, Matt cries one tear of happiness)

by capn caboto September 16, 2014

grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"

Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!

by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014

one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 7, 2014

one-eyed brother

Penis

His one-eyed brother is too big

by ali alavi November 10, 2014

One inch pinch

A pinch were you pinch one inch of thier skin

I am going to one inch pinch you if you dont be quiet now

by Holmie G November 17, 2014

one and half sandwiches

The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"

by johnnyformo October 28, 2013

Had it one

Northern British term for 'no longer working', 'old', and 'worn out'.

Generally used in areas of Yorkshire.

"That coat has had it one, you need to get a new one!"

by afterwars November 19, 2013