Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser
Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?
Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017
Get the Job-nutmug. by Shreksyyoda69 June 2, 2020
Get the Nutmug. An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
Get the My nuts were bleeding!mug. The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.
by TheBeato November 5, 2023
Get the Theoretical Nut Grace Periodmug. by Copwoaa April 29, 2024
Get the dingle nutmug. A challenge guys participate in every November to see if they can last 30 days without ejaculating, ie. not nutting. Becoming a popular method to start a dopamine detox, and to readdress your relationship with your balls and your bros.
Guy 1: Dude, I was in Tesco day 10 and got a semi in the yoghurt aisle - lol
Guy 2: ah, geez. I'm sorry man. I failed you... No Nut November was too much!
Guy 1: Whut? noooo? You nutted already?! This cannot be?
Guy 2: Alas but it is, I'm sorry my dude. Leave me here, go on without me. *dies*
Guy1: Nooooooooooo!
Guy 2: ah, geez. I'm sorry man. I failed you... No Nut November was too much!
Guy 1: Whut? noooo? You nutted already?! This cannot be?
Guy 2: Alas but it is, I'm sorry my dude. Leave me here, go on without me. *dies*
Guy1: Nooooooooooo!
by botdude October 27, 2022
Get the No Nut Novembermug. Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.
by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015
Get the stump nutsmug.