Softee-nut

When you nut before you get a boner.

Dude, she was so hot, i did a softee-nut when i saw her naked

by ScratchyMcBallsack November 3, 2018

No Nut November

No Nut November is a challenge that has grown in popularity. The challenge is exactly what it reads. U may not cum in the full month of November. BUT asof 2020 due to Covid-19 No Nut Noveber have officially CANCELED!!!. So lucky us.

FUN FACT: No Nut November has a short name for it. N.N.N is the nick name for No Nut November.

by Golden Gamer 096 November 3, 2020

Bust a nut

The act of masturbating until ejaculation is called busting a nut.

Boy 1: Do you know Abdul was caught bust a nut in the loafing shed during our trip to farm?
Boy 2: Aren't loafing sheds the place where goats are kept? ....that sick ophidiophilic motherfucker.

by PussySlayer0892 October 31, 2019

nut cocktail

jizz in a glass

He gave her a nut cocktail. cum

by ghiaman January 31, 2014

deez nuts

You stupid lmfao.

Something came in the mail today
what?
DEEZ NUTS

by anonymous September 14, 2022

nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023

Banana nut muffin

The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.

John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.

by Whatwat October 22, 2016