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Skinny penis

A very skinny penis often bad to stick in your vagina. It also makes you able to stick your penis into various objects.
Help me i have a skinny penis!
Can you stick inside my butt please?
by Idiotass March 5, 2017
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penis spaceship

When one man decides to yell penis but they yell penis during the act of a large male orgy. (the men are large not the orgy) But when the man yells penis the first man to grab his cock and throw his phone at his balls wins penis spaceship.

I promise this widespread
Derick yells, "penis" (during the large male orgy)

Tod immediately grabs his friend's cock and promptly throws a cellular device at his genitals. Penis Spaceship
by Handout Man October 5, 2020
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Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome
by Extra gum November 12, 2023
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latino penis

Someone who thinks they are huge at Brandon but don't have anything
Oh I have a Latino penis
Nah man
by Ur moms ducky dick April 22, 2017
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penis music

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience
producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it
by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025
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National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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