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supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.
John: Where’s joe?
Peter: He’s in the hospital.
John: What for?
Peter: He’s experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro wicked skill issue.
by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021
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supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.
John: Where’s Steve?
Pete: In the hospital.
John: How come?
Pete: He experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro, wicked skill issue!
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Nut Knot

A hairstyle similar to the top knot or man bun but the guys ball sack has an undercut with part of the pubes tied in a knot.

Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.
Adam where did you get your Nut Knot done, it's a real fashion statement.

Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.

Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up
by EvLovesGoldenRivets June 2, 2021
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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
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Deez Nuts

A joke personally to troll friends, family or randoms online.

A well known meme.
Person 1: “Hey, do you know Candice?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”
by KNOWYOURFACTS June 2, 2021
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nut diary

a friend that you tell every time you bust a nut
Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.

Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.
by Caroue June 2, 2021
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Bust A Nose Nut

Didn't think it was gonna happen there, but thankfully the sun helped me bust a nose nut
by Kramardi June 3, 2021
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