Gulpin Deez Nuts

An alternatitve to gulping deez nuts

"I saw you Gulpin deez nuts"

by MrAshFazbear December 30, 2024

nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 3, 2025

Plink-A-Nut

To shoot a BB gun into a female's vagina and have intercourse

I had to do the Plink-A-Nut method on that hoe.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

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by DiscordTonyStark January 5, 2025

nuts work

another way to say something is a “crazy move”

“the guy i was hooking up with asked me for a Raya referral”

“that’s nuts work”

by crazyozzyboy January 11, 2025

Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025

Two Nuts Don’t Make A Bolt

A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.

Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.

Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:

“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild

“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

by IFunny iSpy June 20, 2025