Why are the dishes hot?

Because Geoff.

Geoff, Why are the dishes hot?

by Jefe the Dish May 22, 2018

Cuernavaca Hot Pocket

(Bolsillo Caliente de Cuernavaca in Spanish). It's like an Alabama hot pocket where you shit on the woman's vagina and have sex with it. But since it is a Mexican version, you add hot sauce and tequila, while the woman bites on a piece of lemon.

1. My dick's burning up - I think it's because I gave my gf a Cuernavaca Hot Pocket
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.

by Jise9984 December 14, 2017

Hot Covfefe Mod

Donald Trump's favorite mod for Grand Theft America, the game where traitors rule the USA.

Trump was up late playing the Hot Covfefe Mod while tweeting about his favorite country, Russia.

by maximilien_robespierre June 7, 2017

california hot roll

Californian Hot Roll is when during intercourse, the man will dip his penis into a bean burrito right before he cums. filled with a Cleveland steamer saved from the night before he will present it on a plater in a fine establishment presented is a California roll. the customers surprised to be cummed on as soon as they try and take the plate and the burrito starts to slide causing a great sensation due to the memories of the Cleveland steamer that was saved from the night before, getting jizzed on!

Corey: massage go last night sissy mays tug and rub I heard they have good sushi there

Shawn: it was awesome I was especially surprised when I got the California hot roll from some extra spunky customer you know how I love dick

Corey: I know how you love your dick that must have been awesome For You especially when it's covered in s*** your favorite

by Californian Hot roll June 24, 2017

Iraqi Hot Tub

The act of cupping a hand around the bottom of ones butt cheeks while in the shower and allowing water to collect there, filling your crack. Once the crack is full of water the person performing the Iraqi Hot Tub then farts, which causes the fart to pass through the collected water thus making the water bubble and boil as in a Hot Tub.

The Iraqi Hot Tub also has a silencing effect on farts, making it a great way to sneakily let one rip in close proximity to others.

See also Iraqi Car Wash

I always perform the Iraqi Hot Tub while showering to muffle my farts, so my girlfriend can’t hear them in the other room.

by SoAngryRanger November 19, 2017

Higgy Hot Dog

When one injects red food coloring into the testes so that when the penis ejaculates a there is a pinkish color to the sperm/semen.

Hey man did you try to Higgy Hot Dog last night?
Yeah man, it surprised the fuck out of my girl, still swallowed though.
That's tight nigga.
Yeah nigga.

by Big GApping Anus February 26, 2018

hot sauce shot

When hot sauce is put up a guy's dick hole with a straw and he then ejeculates in to his bitch's mouth making the jizz taste spicy and give it a little kick

Damn, now that's a hot sauce shot

by sandyman92 May 10, 2018