Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
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a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? He convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways.
James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.
Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?
James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.
James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.
Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?
James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2012
Get the my enemy's enemy is my friend mug.Similar to imaginary friends, when you have a dream and people in it are your friends but they don't look like anyone you know and don't exist in real life. They just represent the concept of friends in the dream.
"I had this dream last night where me and my friends fought a battle but they weren't my real friends, they were my dream friends."
"I dreamt that me and you were sailing in the olympics, well it wasn't you, but it was a dream friend that was supposed to be you."
"I dreamt that me and you were sailing in the olympics, well it wasn't you, but it was a dream friend that was supposed to be you."
by oneirophysicist September 15, 2024
Get the dream friends mug.the type of friend who is really nice to you in the beginning when you first meet them, but quickly turn into narcissistic assholes who only think that there opinion comes first.
these people are usually clingily to one person even if they caused severe mental harm to them. they always call you, text you, and its always for no reason at all. to be honest, we have all had these friends but when we try to get rid of them they always come back, then the cycle repeats. nice to asshole, over and over and over again.
these people are usually clingily to one person even if they caused severe mental harm to them. they always call you, text you, and its always for no reason at all. to be honest, we have all had these friends but when we try to get rid of them they always come back, then the cycle repeats. nice to asshole, over and over and over again.
by Only_.Fax July 17, 2021
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