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Deez Nuts

Very large, obtuse, and fat nuts
Hey can I touch your Deez Nuts?
You may touch Deez Nuts!
by therealandonlyrealman March 24, 2023
mugGet the Deez Nutsmug.

Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off
She was hazel-nutting him good
by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017
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No Nut November

No Nut November is cancled this year due to COVID-19, all men may be doing there deed free of worry this year.
Hey Simon no Nut November is cancled because of that COVID-19.
by Lenis November 1, 2020
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

Nut brush

When a male ejaculates onto his partner's toothbrush so they can brush their teeth.
I gave my girl a nut brush to help with her dental hygiene.
by Blazer426 June 11, 2025
mugGet the Nut brushmug.

Nut Belt

A person who dosnt now the way and never will (STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE MUCH), an then since you dont now the way, you will die alone
by foxyfortnitegolf024 March 26, 2018
mugGet the Nut Beltmug.

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation
Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence
by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020
mugGet the smoketh thy nutsmug.

Master of the Nut

A person (mainly male) who beats No Nut November and Destroy Dick December.
People who hold this title have proven to be able to control their horniness at will.
Eric: "Bro have you heard that Lucas beat NNN AND DDD?"

Tom: "Damn that wigga really is the Master of the Nut"
by Sakor December 5, 2022
mugGet the Master of the Nutmug.

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