relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023

what does little john john mean?

little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.

what does little john john mean?

by leslie2shiestyy October 12, 2022

What in the Kerikeri

Mainly from New Zealand.
This phrase has not been in common use for decades.
Something that is outdated or no longer relevant.
When you are dumbfounded by someone’s actions.

“Wow! Yeah, honest injun…”
What? What does that mean?
Does a Google search. Urban dictionary finishes definition with “ This phrase has not been in common use for decades”
Then you respond with “What in the Kerikeri!”

Your mate turns up with a side pony tail.
You see it and exclaim… “What in the Kerikeri are you wearing!”

Your friend does something very out of character or an outdated trend. You see it and respond with “What in the Kerikeri are you up to’”

by Bob Keri June 4, 2023

what MR'AK doin?

Phrase said by South Park Fanfiction writer and YouTuber 1NV4D3R ST4CKDR01D, referring to an AK47 they claimed to own, and is also a character in their fanfiction and is named "MR'AK"

TV news reporter: The shooter bursted in with an AK-47 *shows footage*

person: hey! *POINTS TO FIREARM* "what Mr'AK doing?"

bro 1: yo bro check out the AK I just bought
bro 2: what MR'AK doin?

by bouncyblackballs.gov July 29, 2025