desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020

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Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 11, 2023

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wut the nut

It’s simply mean me what the heck are you doing it talking about

Wut the nut are you doing Jimmy

by Jojosauce March 15, 2022

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Cluster deep dive these nuts!

The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.

You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker

by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 04, 2018

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Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.

Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"

by bigc88 March 28, 2025

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