a big poo poo head

childish language meaning that the person referred to is absolutely and totally unfair and won't give the ~five year old whatever the hell they want.

Jenny screamed at her babysitter Chrissy that she was 'a big poo poo head' when Chrissy denied her mac 'n' cheese & hour of MTV's The Real World.

by selphinator July 29, 2005

red headed stepchild

A child who has red hair and is also somone's stepchild.

- My stepson John has red hair.
- Oh, so you have a red headed stepchild.

by hans-åke December 22, 2008

purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis

"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

Two-Headed water snake

The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.

Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.

by BigBananaTarzan May 31, 2016

turtle head poking out

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself

Oh man, I got a turtle head poking out

by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017

head em off at the pass

an old term meaning: to get to where they're going before they even know what the fuck you are doing

if i cut across the grass then i can head em off at the pass

by awesome24678 June 15, 2011

Comanche head piece

A performance that usually fallows sexual intercourse of some kind; A male with an erect Comanche creates a live monument atop his vocally excited partners head.

SSG Chappell fucked a bitch’s rectum so long that she could not stop screaming, he erected a Comanche head piece oh her in triumph.

by Gabriel A Brown November 9, 2008