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screen time delusion

The phenomenon where you always think, "If I exhibit behavior A instead of behavior B, I will X additional hours of screen time per day from my parents" even though your parents don't akcually operate under such conditions.
He’s stuck in a screen time delusion, thinking if he cleans his room, his parents will reward him with extra gaming hours, even though they’ve never promised that.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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Ugly Time

A woman or girls unalienable right to cancel plans and commitments because they need time to be ugly before they get cute and are perceived all night
“sorry I have to cancel… I didn’t get my ugly time in and my hair is acting up now”
by pseudynym4 September 8, 2023
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'pic gamer time

when you are about to secure the epic fortnite victory royale
Get ready for some 'pic gamer times
by 456745745745745674576457 November 20, 2019
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Blanket Time

The act of laying on top of someone so as to act as blanket of warmth. Usually leads to sex.
BLanket Time !

I performed blanket time on her.
by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016
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Geo Time

Geo Time- The best time of day. Geography class with Mr Stewart is da bomb!!!!!!
by Awesomesauce65 April 1, 2019
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dude-time

a spray that attracts the ladies. EPISODE: The Unicorns have got to go
Dude-Time, for men.
by cooldude2144 December 20, 2022
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chip time!!!

when dave gets a bag of yummy yummy chip and eats chip. dave likes to share chips with his pals: gavin, honey bee, bee, kins, possum, gordon, joe, maddie, and more! he even shares with doctor sunshine!
dave said it was chip time!!!
doctor sunshine asked if it was chip time!!!
by davesayschip April 21, 2020
mugGet the chip time!!!mug.

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