Christmas penis

When a relative or person is horny around the holidays

Why is my meta pod using Christmas penis

by Kyle browfloski December 13, 2016

coke penis

When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.

Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!

by Bigboy packet November 27, 2021

Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)

damn shawty a mf penis milf

by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 20, 2021

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.

I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

ask me about my penis

If anyone is confused and wants to know about your penis you simply say "ask me about my penis"

Hey bro ask me about my penis, well what's there to ask about your penis I can't say anything when it's down my throat

by trippy dippy January 17, 2023

Chicken penis

The tastiest part of a chicken wig

"I just finished the rest of the chicken wing so time to eat the chicken penis."

by Rae buggles September 06, 2020

penis school

A cool place to turn up with friends

Eliza and Lucy went to the penis school Saturday!

by Nancy Pudding November 16, 2023