The phenomenon where you always think, "If I exhibit behavior A instead of behavior B, I will X additional hours of screen time per day from my parents" even though your parents don't akcually operate under such conditions.
He’s stuck in a screen time delusion, thinking if he cleans his room, his parents will reward him with extra gaming hours, even though they’ve never promised that.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

A woman or girls unalienable right to cancel plans and commitments because they need time to be ugly before they get cute and are perceived all night
by pseudynym4 September 8, 2023

by 456745745745745674576457 November 20, 2019

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by Awesomesauce65 April 1, 2019

Dude-Time, for men.
by cooldude2144 December 20, 2022

when dave gets a bag of yummy yummy chip and eats chip. dave likes to share chips with his pals: gavin, honey bee, bee, kins, possum, gordon, joe, maddie, and more! he even shares with doctor sunshine!
by davesayschip April 21, 2020
