get your jollies on

to have sex, usually with many people

Well when you go on that date tonight, be sure to get your jollies on.

by Jaxaco May 14, 2008

paint your picture

Masturbate to ejaculate on a picture of somebody

Do I look hot in this selfie?
Yeah, I'd paint your picture. Wanna see?

by Thick master July 11, 2014

Getting Your Curry On

When a person is enjoying themself's abit too much whilst listening to Indian Music, they are known as "Getting Their Curry On"

Person 1: Wow, your really dancing like crazy to this Indian music? Your Getting Your Curry On?
Person 2: YEAH! Get Your Curry On!!
Person 1: I WILL!!

by Fuckyouasshole246 October 16, 2009

fuck your puppy

In Columbus, Ohio, if you don't have a lighter and wish to light your cigarette using someone else's, you would ask "Can I fuck your puppy? ", and they would hand you their cigarette.
I have no idea as to the very odd term's origins. It is usually asked of friends, not strangers.

Damn, my lighter died. Can I fuck your puppy?

by brutalSoCal April 23, 2015

refresh your inbox

1. When an email account is onpen, one may recieve a new email and unless one "refreshes ones inbox" one might not know one had the email.

2. When a lady gives her innards a good old scrape out with a spoon too remove cheese strings!

1. I'm gonna refresh my inbox to see if ive got your email yet Barry!

2. If your going on a date tonight you better refresh your inbox incase he wanst some!

by Matthew (officially Black) King November 17, 2003

Shut Your Lips

A phrase that is used to politely ask a person to refrain from speaking.
See Shut Your Face.

Stimulation: "You're bleeding from your head!"
Response: "Shut your lips!"

by SuperMuggins October 13, 2006

Your Mom Ali-A

The best comeback if someone roasts you

Friend: Your Mum Gae Lmao What A Normie

You: Your Mom Ali-A

You: (Plays Ali A’s Intros)

by I Am Derpy Duck June 6, 2018