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by ExpressSwartz08 July 15, 2023
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Belly button penis

When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button
I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis
by Sumfukinguy June 18, 2023
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Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.
Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.
by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019
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fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.
(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
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Nazi Penis

Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.
It was normal sex until my husband stood up, and did the nazi penis.
by My Nutty Adventure February 21, 2023
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Penis

Something big black people have (white people have small penis's so I won't talk about them) continuing black people use their penis's to smash a small female who has a tight pussy and then a liquid that is white (if you drink alought of milk it will make it clear) this liquid is called cum the cum comes out of the penis and then goes inside the female if not using a condom and then she does a cream pie and it comes out sometime's it does not if she doesn't know how to cream pie if she doesn't your having a baby
Ray was black he had a huge penis a girl named Mika was small and she didn't know how to cream pie so Ray thought she knew how to cream pie and know they have a light skin baby
by Holy shit I'm black September 27, 2017
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Mc skinny penis

This is when someone is more alone than awesome but is still quite awesome. Most people would say that it is a good thing to be but it is still not the best thing to be. You do not need a penis to be know as a Mc skinny penis.
Feelix: Wow the Oscar is such a Mc skinny penis
Oscar: yeah true that
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