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INNOCENT PERSON: hey, how you doin' big boy. what you got in that pair of pants of yours. OMG WHAT THE FUCK. HELP. HELP.

PENIS MAN: PENIS MAN TO THE RESCUE
by peeebis December 12, 2021
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Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"
by Smit17 July 16, 2024
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National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!
“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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Peni

The plural word for “penis
Dude I was in the locker room and there were so many peni!
by Mixed girl December 14, 2019
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Penis

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by Weiner munched January 25, 2024
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penis

the weird thing that dangles between your legs
black penises are usually smaller
OMG BABY YOUR PENIS IS SO BIG, PUT IT IN ME DADDY!!
by qhcufwe8uqcrj\ January 17, 2023
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penis receptacle

1. A promiscuous female
2. A promiscuous female's vagina
"That girl is a walking penis receptacle."
Telling a hooker " You've got a nice penis receptacle."
by Zeekupp March 14, 2023
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