To masturbate, jerk off.
by Freefaller fogey December 22, 2017
Get the waste timemug. 
A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.
'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'
'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'
'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'
by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018
Get the Cornish timemug. by brgiad May 17, 2021
Get the Time Zonistmug. Writers: Dominus Gaul is capable of forcing the light out of the traveler!
D2 players: Then why doesnt he?
Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain
D2 players: Then why doesnt he?
Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain
by StardustArcader June 7, 2020
Get the I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explainmug. by Distant577 August 15, 2024
Get the Hooha Times Twomug. The phenomenon where you want to be able to have more and more screen time whilst still having screen time limits imposed by parents remain equally strict. This is mainly caused by constantly subscribing to new YouTube channels, which does not show maturity in limiting your own screen time. Rather, it tells the YouTube algorithm that you're willing to have more hours of YouTube per day even though you may "only" do this as a mere digital form of "tipping". It's akin to the akcual inflation, where prices and cost of living increases significantly whilst your wage remains equally low.
Ever since Jamie started subscribing to all those YouTube channels, his screen time inflation has skyrocketed; he wants to watch more videos but still has to stick to the equally strict limits set by his parents.
by Emotional Cruiser August 4, 2025
Get the screen time inflationmug.