Jack Kufferman

Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.

"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."

by Sword fight india scout (sfis) November 22, 2021

acting jack

A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.

As an acting jack I was allowed to drink in the NCO club.

by Redstone March 4, 2023

Jack Gunn

Jack Gunn Is an Extremly Powerful and smart Overlord, He is capable of Bringing death to anyone.

"What would you do if Jack Gunn Came for you?"
"Not if, When"

by Sexycorysmacker October 11, 2022

homie-jack

when you and your homies complain about an OP weapon but don't give a jack shit about adapting to the new meta

So you are telling me the AUG is overpowered and you don't buy it? I'm not believing you homie-jack!

Make that a thing, homie-jack is a thing.

by xdefl May 10, 2020

Jack Sparrow

He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!

You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!

by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022

Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw

A person or people on drugs that are talking just to hear themselves talk

Holy crap that person is Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw I didn't think she was ever going to shut up!

by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024

Jack

Jack is the kind of person who is smart, and quiet. Typically good with music, and very good looking. The kind of person, who is almost PAINFULLY oblivious to people who have a crush on them. The kind of person who in the middle of a conversation, will crack an amazing joke, but says it so quietly that only a person sitting next to him would hear, and laugh. Overall, a very sweet, and wonderful person.

“Who wrote that awesome essay about Bach’s life?”
“Oh, that was Jack. Duh.”

by She doesn’t even go here. October 10, 2021