Jumpy Jacks

Not to be confused with Jumping Jacks, a drinking game in which the player has to take five shots of Jack Daniels and do ten Jumping Jacks in between shots.

Can be played with multiple people as a race

P1: It's my 21st birthday, ass-nose!
P2: Let's go to Skippy's for a good night!
P1: Hell yeah!
(Two hours later)
P2: I'm fucking wrecked after those Jumpy Jacks!
P1: Yeah, my lungs hurt from the Jumpy and my stomach hurts from the Jack.

by GNACK June 24, 2014

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Jack B

Known as “Mr 9” for his MASSIVE 9 INCH HORSE COCK. Will take ur girl in a moments notice but will keep her entertained for 15 mins tops.

“Watch out bro, your girl is talking to Jack B. You might as well break up with her now”

by Bigbromommy March 17, 2024

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Jack Off

Someone you exceeds the base definition of a Jack Ass. This person is a moron and revels in that fact.

Matt everyday you say play that ridiculous song, you are such a Jack Off

by Fox670z January 16, 2020

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Monterey Jack

The act of pouring spoiled milk all over your penis and shoving it inside your partner's anal cavity, which had a cheez whiz inserted. Then let it ferment for three weeks. Before ejaculating inside.

"Smile did you see me and my bitch did the Monterey jack a couple of days before." "Yeah, I saw you on the dinner table at your stepparents. You sick fuck."

by younevabeentoorgnifyouneva August 4, 2021

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Jack

Secretely a SAMSUNG RS8000 RS68N8320S9/EU American-style Fridge Freezer- Matte Stainless

Person 1: Hey have you seen Jack recently?

Person 2: You mean SAMSUNG RS8000 RS68N8320S9/EU American-style Fridge Freezer- Matte Stainless?

Person 1: yeah thanks

by Jhhbbbbbb November 13, 2020

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