Whale Cock (Dork)

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.

1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'

2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'

by Dr. Know April 7, 2005

cock push-up

when you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!

by KaylinOWNSYOU March 28, 2007

cock sucker face

The constant expression on Megan Fox's face. Its Her trademark facial expression that makes her so appealing to men and launched her talentless career.

fuckin, mouth breathing, hot slut.

"Sometimes when that Megan Fox bitch makes that cock sucker face I want to punch her in the mouth cause I cant tell if she is looking snobby and arogant or if she does infact want to suck my cock."

by 123jerk May 6, 2010

Kamikaze Cock Block

A cock block so massive, that no-one in the general area has a chance to score, not even the culprit.

Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.

Fuji ruined everyone's time last night with that Kamikaze Cock Block, what a Fagasaurus Rex.

by Jip! December 14, 2006

suck a mean cock

To orally rock a guys world.

George: Yo Max, I hear Kelly can suck a mean cock!
Max: No shit, I was at her house last night!!!

by c.dizzle January 10, 2008

cock drop

A cock drop is a small, treat intended to dissolved slowly in the mouth to lubricate and soothe irritated tissues of the throat.

Susie's throat hurt so Tom asked if she wanted a cock drop.

by snowjobb April 3, 2009

cock nazi

I thought I made this word up but it means someone who loves the cock. Usually used as a derrogative.

Man you are such a cock nazi.

by VivaladanN March 30, 2005