Post nut revenge

Reciving a blowjob from a chick who rejected you
Damn u got rejected?!?

It’s cool I got post nut revenge
by November 02, 2021
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chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children
boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma July 06, 2012
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Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 01, 2018
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Bust A Nose Nut

Didn't think it was gonna happen there, but thankfully the sun helped me bust a nose nut
by Kramardi June 03, 2021
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nut bussa

a bitch that crack a nut and flood it out of your dick for his or her own pleasure
damn you a nasty bitch, you ate my ass and sucked all my nut out in one sitting like a good hungry hippo bitch.
once you chew on my nipples and and snatch my 3rd nut out, imma make you my nut bussa.
by junglefever74 September 15, 2023
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Nut Audio

An MP3 file or sound only video consisting of the sound one makes when ejaculating.
Yo man, did you hear Alex's nut audio. He was really loud
by YeetTheChild69 January 14, 2025
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CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.
“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”
by MsMiller January 28, 2025
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