Finesse my balls

When you want someone to hook up with your balls.

Her head rocks back and forth as she finesses my balls.
She literally won’t leave me alone, all she wants to do is finesse my balls.
When I got the call my grandma died, my girl was finessing my balls.

by B1G BaLLS December 5, 2017

without a crystal ball

Without a crystal ball

Without a crystal ball is a poorly built website

by SALacious Bum August 14, 2022

bowling ball with legs

Some chick who is utterly to fat for the clothes she is wearing.

Clear a path... Clear a path... Move out of the fucking way for that BOWLING BALL WITH LEGS!

by sobriety sucks October 24, 2007

like all balls

(adverb), like crazy i.e. a lot

BILLY: Hey Susie, wanna go hit that nudie beach up in Malibu and get rid of some of these tan lines?
SUSIE: Are you kidding? Have you looked outside today? It's raining ike crazy out there!
BILLY LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW.
BILLY: Damn. It's raining like all balls.

by HelenHar January 1, 2008

Shit my Balls

A slang term expressing surprise. Often used in the same context as "well slap my ass and call me Charlie!"

Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"

Corey: "Well shit my balls!"

by Sarcasm is Dead March 12, 2020

cunt sucker ball

a bitch ass hoe who acts like she dont wanna suck yo dick but you know she want it

Guy: hey u wana suck my dick?
Hoe: ew no, go away.
Guy: i know u want to tho, such a cunt sucker ball.

by killdkilld September 24, 2017

balls are stuck in the chimney

Balls are stuck in the chimney: When a person is confused or in a difficult situation. Similar to the popular phrase in a pickle.

Jamie is stuck on a maths problem.

Jamie: Oh man, this question is really hard. My balls are stuck in the chimney.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Jamie: My balls are stuck in the chimney is just another way of saying I’m confused or I’m in a pickle.

by nkmakesp July 6, 2023